'Beyonce isn't that pretty'-
'Beyonce's voice isn't that great'-
when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
Benjamin Franklin (via vitael)
Best quote ever
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???